Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Memoirs of a Loud Dog Owner

I just met the woman who lives in the apartment across from us while I was out walking my dog...

Her: Is that the dog I hear barking all the time?
Me: (oh, god, do I lie... crap... what if he starts barking right now... then she'll catch me in the lie... Is there a  rock I can crawl under and die?  No.  Drats... ) Yep, that's him.
Her: I live in the apartment across the way.
Me: I'm sorry.
I love my dog, but he isn't making any friends.


  1. Um...Maybe she thinks his bark is cute? Also, in this picture of him he looks like he wants to beat me up...very ferocious...

  2. She went on to say that she didn't mind she used to have a dog of her own, but I was already mortified.