I just met the woman who lives in the apartment across from us while I was out walking my dog...
Her: Is that the dog I hear barking all the time?
Me: (oh, god, do I lie... crap... what if he starts barking right now... then she'll catch me in the lie... Is there a rock I can crawl under and die? No. Drats... ) Yep, that's him.
Her: I live in the apartment across the way.
Me: I'm sorry.I love my dog, but he isn't making any friends.